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God got confused

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shanvy, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience.


    Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,


    the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.


    Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,


    she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"





    (You'll love this!!!)





    God replied,



    I didn't recognize you."[​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  2. aishu22

    aishu22 Gold IL'ite

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    hey............tat was a kool one!
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

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    What an answer from God!!!!!!!!!!!
    If she had known that all her efforts will lead to this then she wud have stuck to her original self. Sad for her!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good one...

    Sometimes most of our actressess if they remove their make ups we will not be in a position recognise them....

    Veda
     
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    tooooooooooooooooo good shanthi ..sunkan
     
  6. Shanvy

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    hi aish22, veda, janani, sunkan,

    You are welcome.....

    Sometimes...we waste our second chance without thinking the purpose we were given a chance at the first place......
     
  7. Meeta

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    Hi Shanti,
    Funny one............wish all our actress got to read this.............
    Anyways.......too good.
    Regards.
     
  8. slp807

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    good one shanthi!!!!
     
  9. madhu11

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    very funny one.
     
  10. Sriniketan

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    Sure enough!
    good one Shanthi!
    Sriniketan
     

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