Give me a break.............

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

    The Indian man said to the American,

    "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."

    The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

    The American continued,

    My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

    And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"
     
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  2. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Hey, this is too good, he he he ! What a twisted tale of family relationships !
     

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