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General Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by queenathome, May 16, 2007.

  1. queenathome

    queenathome New IL'ite

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    A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
    The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

    The guy leaves.
    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

    The guy leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."


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    What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
    Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."



    What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious.




    When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.



    A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."




    Sonny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advice. I have the same problem with his Father."


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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,nice jokes:-D
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Funny jokes:2thumbsup:

    madhu
     
  4. kads

    kads Senior IL'ite

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    Very gd jokes will share with my husband...
    Keep posting
     
  5. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    thats funny :rotfl
     

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