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Geeta Saar!!!!! Oops!! Employment Saar!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey Parth (Employee),
    Incentive nahi mila, Bura Hua
    salary cut rahi hai, Bura Hua
    Extra shift hogi, woh bhi buri hogi.
    Tum pichhla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,
    Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,
    Bus apni salary main santusht raho....
    Tumhari pocket se kya <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1:place>gaya</st1:place></st1:City>, jo rote ho?
    Jo aaya tha sab yahee se aaya.
    Tum jab nahi the, tab bhi company chal rahi thee
    Tum jab nahi hoge, tab bhi chalegee.
    Tum koi experience leker nahi aaye the..
    Jo experience mila yahi mila...
    Jo support diya company ke liye...
    Degree leker aaye the, experience leker chalo.
    Jo system aaj tumhara hai...
    Woh kal kisi aur ka tha....
    Kal kisi aur ka or parso kisi aur ka hoga..
    Tum ise apna samajh kar kyo magan ho rahe ho..
    Yahi khushi tumhari tension kaa kaaran hai.
    "Kyo vyarth chinta karte ho, kisse vyarth darte ho,
    Kaun tumhe nikaal sakta hai......"
    Policy change company ka rule hai.
    Jise tum policy change kahte ho, wahi to trick hai.
    "Ek pal main tum Best performer or Hero no.1 ya Super
    Star ban jaate ho,
    Dusre pal main tum worst performer or target nahin
    achieve kar paatey ho."
    Appraisal, incentive etc. etc. mann se hata do,
    vichaar se mita do, Phir company tumhari hai or tum
    company ke.
    na yeh increment wageyrah tumhare liye hai
    na tum iske kabhi ho, Parantu job secure hai
    Phir tum tension kyon lete ho........?

    Tum apne aap ko company ko arpit kar do,
    Yahi sabse bada golden rule hai,
    Jo is golden rule ko jaanta hai,
    woh review, incentive,recession,retirement aadi se sada
    ke liye muqt ho jaata hai....
    HURRY (H)<st1:place>OM</st1:place>(e)....
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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