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  1. g3sudha

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    MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English
    1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate


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    2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
    sneeze u ll say HUTCH



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    3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
    engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
    u studie
    d in Presidency College
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    4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
    cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop



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    5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
    software engineer cannot bcom a software

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    6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
    in world cup

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    7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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  2. kanthaeikon

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    Dear Sudha Jr
    your Vijaykanth jokes are hilarious. good keep it up
    post some more like this.
    kantha
     

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