Funny things kids say and do

my niece wen she was around 3years.... it so happened her mother left her with us for a day without telling her..... after playing games and a while later kid realised mother is missing.... she searched the toilet,kitchen,garden and couldnot find. Finally she called me,her grandad,grandmom together..and got up on the table and said "My mother is Losst, can u all please search in the house..."

 

Hilarious !!

My DS (2.8 years old)asks me 10000 questions everyday!!

The latest one which made me :spin was

" Amma look at my chuchu( pointing his genitals) its so long, but this joshi(playschool girl - friend) does not have long chuchu?? why is that?"
and the next question is
" how will be appa's and urs"???

I was like :drowning
"see amma and other girls got long hair, and appa, you and other boys got short hair... like that hmm acho..." technical error :bonk... before i think of something else,
he asked "ahhh then girls should have long chuchu isn't it???

:hide:

 

OMG....!! :drowning
Superwoman.... :thumbsup to your effort in answering him...!!
Its indeed hilarious...!! :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

 

SUCH A NICE THREAD

Super women,
Kudos to u for managing such an intelligent child...

This reminds me of an incident that happens during my college days... its been some 6 years back ..
its one fine sunday morning.. I was hearing the voices of children playing in the garden of neighbourhood house.. the children came for some quaterly leave to their grandma place..
So by hearing the voice i went to look at them playing..
So one boy around 5 years was cute and i started talking to him asked regular
questions like what is your name? what std are you studying?
He replied i am studying 1st std.. he questioned me back "what std are you studying akka?"
I replied "i am going to college"... He questioned me "college means?"
"it means after 1 st std you will go to 2 nd std na?? like that 3rd 4th and so on and after 12 th you will go to college.."
So he again questioned me "after college???"
So i replied "ill go to big college( i meant PG to make him understand i told big college)"
he again questioned me "after that???"
I replied him "after that ill go to office like his dad...( i meant the job)"
He again questioned me "after that??"
I replied "thats it da... then we have to remain the office for the rest of the life.."
Without patience he immediately asked me "if so when will you get married?? "(Appo Eppothaan kalyanam pannipeenga??)


I was :hide:..........:bowdown:bonk:drowning then :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

 

children are children!!

 

My daughter thinks when she grow older I grow younger. When she grows much older she will make me ready for school and get me what ever I want.she will pick and drop me to school and help in my homework

 

Whenevr my daughter do her homework and doesnt write a letter well.... i tell her that you have written good but you can do little better...yesterday while eating she told me .....mama, you have prepared curry very good i said thank you.....then she said but you can make it little better