He who laughs last, didn't get it. Helen Giangregorio A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ::Jim Carrey I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people .::Rodney Dangerfield The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. ::Fred Allen