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Funny Quotes to think

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD after Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell-a-Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral: BE SPECIFIC

    6. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
    Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
    Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
    Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
    Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
    ELECTRICITY BILL.

    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
    Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
     
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  2. InduSarav

    InduSarav New IL'ite

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    Hello..........Arabian Doll


    Funny Quotes are very nice........


    InduSarav.....:wave
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahha very funny:2thumbsup:
    3rd & 6th point is superb:mrgreen:
     

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