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Funny Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by honeyj, Jan 7, 2009.

  1. honeyj

    honeyj Senior IL'ite

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    4 hightech blonde inventions:---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered
    flashlight---Book on how to read ----Pedal powered wheel chair.

    Why did the blonde cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
    To avoid side effects.

    A blonde man proposed to a girl. The girl said, "I'm a year older than you."
    Blonde man said, "OK, no problem, I'll marry you next year."

    Why was the blonde writing the exam near the door? Because it was an
    entrance exam.

    A blonde's son: Dad, there is some one at the door collecting
    donations for a swimming pool.
    Blonde dad: Give him a glass of water.

    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
    Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
    Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
    Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye


    Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
    Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
    Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

    Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
    Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

    Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
    Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
    Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey

    anta: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
    Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
    Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
    Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

    Blonde:I am a proud father, my son is in medical college.
    Redhead: Really, what is he studying?
    Blonde: He is not studying, they are studying him.

    Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: Who r u?
    Girl: Seeta here.
    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

    Girl: Will u marry me?
    Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se


    Santa: Do you know English?
    Banta: Yes
    Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
    Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

    Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.



    ---------Enjoy
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Mind Blowing.....keep sharing
     
  3. deebajegan

    deebajegan New IL'ite

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    nice jokes. i like those
     
  4. Senorita

    Senorita Silver IL'ite

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    Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
    Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. Big LaughBig Laugh
     

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