VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English , but dont forget yours in the bargain! In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges. He always speaks in English. The students of that college have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English" <WBR> ... Njoy ...........with his..............English......<WBR>........ <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English" <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # At the ground: <WBR> <WBR> ----------------- <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> All of you stand in a straight circle. <WBR> There is no wind in the balloon. <WBR> <WBR> The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here). <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # To a boy , angrily: <WBR> <WBR> --------------------- <WBR> I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk? <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # While punishing students: <WBR> <WBR> ----------------------- <WBR> You , rotate the ground four times... <WBR> You , go and understand the tree... <WBR> You three of you stand together separately. <WBR> Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?) <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this ) <WBR> ----------------------- <WBR> Every body should wear dress to college <WBR> Boys no proplum <WBR> Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big) <WBR> Girls should wear only slawar no nightee. <WBR> Girls should not wear T shirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it outside the campus. <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # Sir at his best: <WBR> <WBR> --------------- <WBR> Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> # Sir at his best inside the Class room: ------------------------------<WBR>---------------- <WBR> Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class." Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today... Take Copper Wire of any metal; especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length.... <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> Last but not the least, some Jeppiar experiences ... <WBR> <WBR> Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached, the function had begun. So he went to the dais and said, "sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons" (Meaning goats). <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> At Sathyabama college day- 2002: <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> "This college very strict. U no worry.... U get good marks , I the happy, tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry..... I the enjoy" <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> <WBR> At St. Josephs college of engineering freshers day- 2003: <WBR> <WBR> "No ragging this college. Anybody rag, we arrest police " <WBR> <WBR>
dear arunarc, Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh, so, his english is like this................i forgot what to type my english coming like JPR..................................Big Laugh................the students are very sad love padma