Funny Hindi Shayari's

Some Shayaris by a Computer Engineer....


Kuch Arz Kiya Hai" !!! ....
> >
> >Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
> >Woh repeat kar doonga...
> >Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
> >Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
> >******************
> >
> >Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
> >Aur lonely hain...
> >Problem ye hai ki bus voh
> >READ-ONLY hain...
> >******************
> >
> >Shayad mere pyar ko taste
> >karna bhool gaye...
> >Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
> >ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhare samne hain itney items
> >kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
> >Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
> >kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
> >******************
> >
> >Roz subha hum karte hai
> >itne pyar se unhe good morning...
> >woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
> >jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
> >Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
> >Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
> >******************
> >
> >Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
> >Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
> >******************
> >
> >Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
> >Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
> >******************
> >
> >Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
> >Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
> >******************
> >
> >Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
> >Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
>karoonga
> >Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
> >******************
> >
> >Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
> >Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
> >*****************
> >
> >Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
> >What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
> >******************
> >
> >Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
> >Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail <!-- google_ad_section_end -->

 

Zamane ke daar se uski tasvir
Toilet mein chupa kar rakhi hai
Deedar ho uska baar baar isliye ..
Julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

 

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!

Door se dekha to patthar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. To pattharr dikhta thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to.. Suchmuch patthar hi tha..

Saari raat guzar gayi tere intezar mein
Magar tu na aayi , aur hilake sona pada
"Dirty mind ......
Light nahi aayi ... Pankha hilake sona pada..

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!