Funny Divorce Letter.

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These
last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was
the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I
had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal,
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later
that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes,
and went straight to sleep after watching all of your
soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you
don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the
case,,,,I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are
moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great
life!

------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receivingyour letter. It's true that you and I have beenmarried for seven years, although a 'good man' is afar cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps somuch because they drown out your constant whining andgriping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut lastweek,,,and actually the first thing that came to mymind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my motherraised me not to say anything at all if you can't sayanything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal,you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER,because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silkboxers on because the price tag was still on them. Iprayed that it was just a coincidence that my sisterhad just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morningand your silk boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that wecould work it out. So when I discovered that I had hitthe lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my joband bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I gothome you were gone. Everything happens for a reason Iguess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you'vealways wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, youwon't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed:Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but mysister 'Carla',,,was born as Carl. I hope that's not aproblem for you.


HA HA HA
REGARDS,
GISELLE:2thumbsup:

 

hey!!
thats just a coincidence my dear ..
enjoy reading willpost more jokes if available of course others will not be for West Virginia

ha haa ha
giselle:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl