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  1. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    Question: Two hair on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
    Why?
    Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.:wink: :wink: :wink:




    A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
    A software engineer meets another software engineer.
    Both of them ask the same question to each other.
    What is the question?

    Ans:"So, which platform are you working on?" :tongue :tongue :tongue


    Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
    RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
    all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
    stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
    fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


    coz, they all started clapping !!!!:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap


     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Haaaaa Hahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
     
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  3. mithili

    mithili New IL'ite

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    that's supposed to be ...heading is obvious...
    anyways:mrgreen:
     
  4. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    That's too good.... I loved the second one...

    Thank you for sharing....
     
  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi

    nice ones.. had a good laugh.
     
  6. vivbass

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    hahahaha,nice one:-D
     

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