Frequent Flyers...!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by swapnanarvekar, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. swapnanarvekar

    swapnanarvekar Senior IL'ite

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    On a busy Friday afternoon, while the passengers are patiently waiting for their flight to begin, two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up
    the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke but none is
    forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
    water at the end of the runway.

    As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
    magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die." :drowning

    Enjoy :)
    Swapna
     
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  2. rosy786

    rosy786 IL Hall of Fame

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    achacho................ before i get in plane,i should check the pilot i think
     
  3. rram

    rram New IL'ite

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    Enjoyed your msg.
    revathi
     

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