1st one is hilarious! One of my favorites which I read in the Saif- Kareena thread is - Shaadi ke din pe Kareena apne haathon pe mehndi lagaegee...aur Saif apne baalon pe lagayega! ( on the wedding day, Kareena will put mehndi on her hands while Saif will put it on his head). I still burst laughing when I think of this.