few sardar jokes......

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    1. Interviewer: what is your birth date?
    Sardar: 13th October
    Which year?
    Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



    2 - Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
    Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: What?
    Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy


    3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


    4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
    Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


    5 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in
    this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


    6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
    Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
    jayanthi.


    7 - Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
    leg and told
    WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the
    same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
    last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't
    walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, " I found it. If we cut
    cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.


    8 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
    adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit
    back. I will drive.


    9 - Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
    There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what
    was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


    10 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
    will you escape?
    Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
     
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