This is a mail forwarded by yahoo group. Hope that you all will enjoy this. *School: *A place where Papa pays and Son plays. *Life Insurance: *A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. *Nurse: *A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. *Marriage: *It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. *Divorce: *Future tense of Marriage. *Tears*: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. *Lecture: *An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" *Conference: *The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *Compromise *: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *Dictionary* : A place where success comes before work. *Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. *Father*: A banker provided by nature. *Criminal:* A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. *Boss* : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. *Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. *Doctor *: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. *Classic* : Books, which people praise, but do not read. *Smile* : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *Office*: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. *Yawn: *The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. *Etc*.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. *Committee *: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *Experience* : The name men give to their mistakes. *Atom Bomb*: An invention to end all inventions. *Philosopher *: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Love, Pushpavalli
