Few Deifinations

*School: *A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

*Life Insurance: *A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

*Nurse: *A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

*Marriage: *It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

*Divorce: *Future tense of Marriage.

*Tears*: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*Lecture: *An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

*Conference: *The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Compromise*: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

*Dictionary* : A place where success comes before work.

*Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

*Father*: A banker provided by nature.

*Criminal:* A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

*Boss*: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

*Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

*Doctor* : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

*Classic*: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

*Smile*: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Office*: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn: *The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

*Etc*.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Committee* : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*Experience*: The name men give to their mistakes.

*Atom Bomb*: An invention to end all inventions.

*Philosopher*: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead