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Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by veenaissack123, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. veenaissack123

    veenaissack123 Senior IL'ite

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    *School: *A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    *Life Insurance: *A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    *Nurse: *A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    *Marriage: *It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    *Divorce: *Future tense of Marriage.

    *Tears*: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    *Lecture: *An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    *Conference: *The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    *Compromise*: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    *Dictionary* : A place where success comes before work.

    *Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    *Father*: A banker provided by nature.

    *Criminal:* A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    *Boss*: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    *Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    *Doctor* : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    *Classic*: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    *Smile*: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    *Office*: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    *Yawn: *The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    *Etc*.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    *Committee* : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    *Experience*: The name men give to their mistakes.

    *Atom Bomb*: An invention to end all inventions.

    *Philosopher*: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
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  2. nandhinikumar

    nandhinikumar New IL'ite

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    Good one. Enjoyed it !
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