Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! O' Bolo Tarara!!!