Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! O' Bolo Tarara!!!
A small village postman at the end the day found he had one last letter to be delivered. He had to climb a small hill to deliver the letter. He was tired but still he had to finish his job. he climbed the hill and knocked at the door. The door opened. Out came the person. Looked at the tired Postman and said " why did you climb the hill you could have posted the letter"
