Fake/Real Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
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FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
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FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours


FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
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FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
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FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
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FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
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FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
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FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!


If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
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First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
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