Some snippets of how to keep your peace .. some from me , some from dear friends 1) Husband blames wife for spreading germs - since he got sick after her. Next time wife sleeps in the guest bed and doesnt enter the kithcen. Door Dash Soup! 2) Wife : what do I cook today? Husband : Dont bug me Wife now cooks whatever she wants . including the veggies he hates PLease share your own !!