1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

Enjoy samples of " Bushism"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ambika ananth, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    222
    Likes Received:
    20
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Gender:
    Female
    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
    <TT>- <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT><TT></TT>



    <TT>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." </TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"The future will be better tomorrow."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-</TT>
    <st1:personName w:st="on"><TT>- George</TT></st1:personName><TT> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to <st1:place w:st="on">Europe</st1:place>. We are a part of <st1:place w:st="on">Europe</st1:place>."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"Public speaking is very easy."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"For NASA, space is still a high priority." </TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
    <TT>"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

    <TT></TT>
     
    Loading...

  2. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    409
    Likes Received:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    23
    Gender:
    Female
    haha good one ambika!

    Serves Bush right!

    Purnima
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

    Messages:
    1,310
    Likes Received:
    18
    Trophy Points:
    70
    Gender:
    Female
    Hello Ambika,

    H aha...don't tell me our esteemed Bush has made all these statements.....what a joke! Nothing more to say, he says it all...."I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:personName w:st="on"><TT>George.</TT></st1:personName><TT>W.Bush......</TT>
    <TT>Thanks for posting it here....:p </TT>
    <TT></TT>
    <TT></TT>
    <TT></TT>
    <TT></TT>
     
  4. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    33,568
    Likes Received:
    3,741
    Trophy Points:
    490
    Gender:
    Female
    Very enjoyable, Ambika !

    Dear Ambika,
    There was a news in The Hindu that Bush enjoyed Neer Dosai. Now Chennai is full of poters saying " Bush & Dosai " !
    It is nice to laugh at the cost of the U S President !
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
  5. Kamla

    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    8,454
    Likes Received:
    5,070
    Trophy Points:
    440
    Gender:
    Female
    Bush or Bust!

    Good one Ambika...Bushism busted here!
     

Share This Page