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English is nowhere near Malayalam!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Varloo, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. Varloo

    Varloo Gold IL'ite

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    Hai Mallus,
    this is a forwarded messege I received. Only Mallus can enjoy this! Go ahead!

    Life licked by stray dog.
    (Jeevitham nayanakki)

    Whitening applied becomes white scars.
    (Velukkan thechathu pandayi)

    When talking, hear. When given, eat.
    (Paraymbol kelkkanam.tharumbol thinnanam)

    Give elephant, but not hope.
    (Aana koduthalum aasha kodukaruthu)

    If Crow bath, become crane ??
    (Kaaka kulichal kokku aagumo??)

    If needed jackfruit on root grow.
    (Venamengil chakka verilum kaayikkum)

    Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
    (Veliyil kidanna paambine eduthu tholil idaruthu)

    Onam come or Baby born, porridge for KORAN still in leaf.
    (Onam vannaalum Unni pirannaalum, Koranu Kanji Kumbilil thanne)

    Own baby, for crow, golden baby.
    (Kaakkakku Than Kunju Ponkunju)

    Market fail Mother's back.
    (Angaadiyil thottathinu Ammayude purathu)

    Silent Cat Breaks Pot.
    (Mindaa Poocha Kalam Udakkum)

    Sand leaning man took girl.
    (Mannum Chaari Ninnavan Pennum Kondupoyi)

    Centipede if put on mattress goes to garbage.
    (Attaye pidichu Methayil Kidathiyaalum Athu pokum Kuppa kuzhiyil)

    Miser hold umbrella at midnight.
    (Alpan Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidikkum)

    Foot wrong elephant will also fall.
    (Adi thettiyaal aaneyum veezhum)

    Friend of Eeenaampechi is TreeDog.
    (Eeenaampechi-kku kootu marapatti)

    In desert one Tree green.
    (Marubhumiyil oru marupacha)

    Sitting to moan, dog's head, coconut fell.
    (Moangan irunna naayudey thalayil thenga veenu)

    Different drop big water.
    (Palathulli peruvellam)

    Crane, how many ponds see??
    (Kokkethra kulam kandirikkunnu)

    Don't want, don't want thinking, climbing on the head & jumping.
    (Venda,venda ennu vicharikkumbo thalayil keri chaadunnu)

    Stick gave, beating got.
    (Vadi koduthu adi vaangi)

    No Grass will walk here.
    (Evidae Oru pullum nadakkilla)

    Dont spit, understanding people will suffer.
    (thupparuthu , thaazhae nikkunnavar anubhavikkum)
     
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  2. vidhi

    vidhi Senior IL'ite

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    Good one varloo. Had a good laugh! Thank you for posting it here. Let me forward it to others.

    regards
    vidhi
     
  3. sunitha

    sunitha Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Varloo

    I love all these sayings.My parents and grandparents use these a lot and many times,whenever they say one of these,I end up thinking a lot as to what they meant.Infact I love these sayings so much that I too keep using them off and on.

    One more:
    (like a big ant in heaven)
    Sorgathile katturumbu pole
     
  4. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,
    Varloo, Vidhi and Sunitha,
    Nammude malayalam English l aayappol oru bhangiyum illa alle?
    Malayalam ethra manoharam!
     
  5. meenu

    meenu Bronze IL'ite

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    varloo,
    adi poli. had fun reading.
    regards,
    meenu
     
  6. leelal

    leelal Bronze IL'ite

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    Varloo,

    Really enjoyed reading it..
    This reminds closer to our dear Urvashi chechi speaking English in "Achuvinde amma"..

    Thanks for sharing this.
     
  7. jothi

    jothi Senior IL'ite

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    Varloo,

    kalakki.....had a good laugh.

    Jothi.
     
  8. Varloo

    Varloo Gold IL'ite

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    Hai friends,
    happy that you all enjoyed it. I just got connected with my long lost friends Laila Menon, who went absconding when she went to Nigeria. It seems that she has come back to Cochin, Tripunitura rather, and her huby is still working there. She used to send me so many of such fwd and I used to roll, laughing till my stomach ached. She had send this and I expect to get more like this from her. I have also invited her to IL, hope she joins soon. She is a very hilarious person and I enjoy talking to her very much. I hope she sends soon.
     
  9. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    :bangcomp:
    Ente kure chinthakal............!!!

    Lunch Bagil Lunch Kondu Pokan Pattum... But School
    Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???

    Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!! But Screw driver aayal screw odikkan pattumo?


    Idly Podi kondu Idly undaakkam, Ennal Mookku Podi
    kondu Mooku undaakkan pattumo??

    Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akaam. Ennal
    Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??



    Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum...
    Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...... ???
    Potte, Oru Quarter Enkilum??




    Thengil ninnu thengaa veezhum ..
    maavennu maanga veezhum ..
    plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe ??



    Cycilil poyal cycling aavum ...Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??



    Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukku oru soap mathram tharunnu..
    bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??



    Oru cuticura powder idumbol athinte ammacurayum achancurayum evide ennu anweshichittundoo?
    paavam cuticura ...

    Ee chinthakal enne aswasthanaakkunnu........


    ennu
    oru chinthakan
     
  10. sunitha

    sunitha Gold IL'ite

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    :bangcomp: :mrgreen:

    Seena,idhu korichu adhikamalle,kuttiyae?

    Cuticura kalaki!!!
     

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