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dumb questions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sandhya19, Sep 1, 2007.

  1. sandhya19

    sandhya19 New IL'ite

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    Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations


    1. At the movies:
    When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

    2. In the bus:
    A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
    try again.

    3. At a funeral:
    One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-
    Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??

    Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
    occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together:
    When some distant aunt meets you after years
    Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

    Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

    Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just
    the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
    Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted
    moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

    Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
    asks...
    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

    Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and
    now it's in flames!!!
     

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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sandhya,
    That was neat' enjoyed it very much.
     
  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Sandhya,

    Good one.. enjoyed those answers....
     

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