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DUMB QUESTIONS or BRILLIANT QUESTIONS

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Saideeps, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. Saideeps

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    DUMB QUESTIONS or BRILLIANT QUESTIONS
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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">1. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">2. How do you throw away a garbage can?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">3. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">4. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">5. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">6. How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become past?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">7. Do blind people have dreams? If the do, do they know what they are seeing?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">8. If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why bother practicing?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">9. Why is a person who play the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?


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    </dd><dd class="post-body last">10. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

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