<dl class="body"><dt class="post-head">DUMB QUESTIONS or BRILLIANT QUESTIONS</dt></dl>:confused2::confused2::confused2::?: <dl class="body"><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">1. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">2. How do you throw away a garbage can? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">3. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">4. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">5. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">6. How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become past? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">7. Do blind people have dreams? If the do, do they know what they are seeing? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">8. If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why bother practicing? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">9. Why is a person who play the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? </dd><dd class="post-body last"> </dd><dd class="post-body last">10. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? </dd></dl>
