Dramatic Lalu Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor. Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?" Fallen Lalu explained , "I fell in love with you." Clean Breath for Love Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth. He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" Convenience of Nano Lalu has just removed two front wheels from his TATA Nano alongside road curb. Parking Cop came and asked Lalu, "What is going on?" Lalu said, "Go away, don't you see parking sign, it says Parking for Two Wheelers only........