Son : " Dad , today I asked my English Teacher a doubt in Mathematics. He said ' I don't know '… Then I asked my Chemistry Teacher a doubt in English grammar. He also said ' I don't know.' " Dad :. " So what ?" Son : "None of our teachers know all our subjects ." Dad. : "So what ?" Son : " But you are torturing the poor soul to read all the subjects ." Dad: " Who is that poor soul ?" Son : "Me dad me ,. I myself ....
Reminded of this piece which I read earlier One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school." Should we say the Standard Maintained