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Don't marry software girl (computer humor)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .


    Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


    Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


    Never marry a C++girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.



    Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.


    Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


    Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


    Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.


    Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


    Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


    Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


    MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN..........

     
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  2. vijaysheth

    vijaysheth New IL'ite

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    good !!! secret of computer girl now opened !!!

     
  3. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha!! This was a very good one Heena...
     

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