Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U . Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never marry a C++girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE. Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS. Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always. Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core. Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal. Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families. Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles. Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN..........
