This appeared in " Apollo Times" dated 13th April. Avail the offer: A lady from South India opened Indian Stores & vegetarian Restaurants in 8 centres in the U.S., creating overwhelming business & demand, with excellent cuisine. At the entrance, there was a half double door, kept closed by spring gadgets. The following matter was painted on the glass panel: Ladies Garments Available 50% discount Free Trial facilities Customers Treated warmly Satisfaction for money asssured Action satisfaction One fine evening, a six feet tall & robust lady, in a great hurry, banged on the door, as a result of which the right door springs got detached & hence only the left door was in the right position. Hundreds of customers stopped at the entrance to read the amusing words, which made them laugh ! Love & regards, Chithra.