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dont guess

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uthra, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving
    gifts from her pupils.

    The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and
    said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,
    "But, how did you know?"

    "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

    The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her
    gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of
    sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.

    "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

    The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held
    the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage
    with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No,"
    boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting
    a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"
    she asked.
    "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big
    taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

    With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

  2. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Hmmmm...sometimes our guesses can land us in an embarassing situation.

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