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Dont complicate issues

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain.

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.


    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."


    "What does that tell you?"


    Watson ponders for a minute.

    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.


    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.


    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.


    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.


    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"



    Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks......
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    "Someone has stolen our tent".


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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    oh my god,had a hearty laugh:2thumbsup:
     
  3. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    Hilarious! :rotfl
     
  4. Manjuraja

    Manjuraja New IL'ite

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    Hi friend!

    Really enjoyed it.Thank u :)
     

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