~The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ~No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. ~Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. ~You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ~Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. ~The first product to have a bar code was <ST2>Wrigley</ST2>'s gum. ~The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE ~American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. [B]~Venus[/B]</ST2>[COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Arial][B] is the only planet that rotates clockwise. ([COLOR=black][I][COLOR=sandybrown]Since[/COLOR] <ST2>[COLOR=darkslategray][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Arial][B]Venus[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]</ST2>[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Arial][B] is normally associated with women,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/I][/COLOR][COLOR=sandybrown][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Arial][B]what does this tell you!) [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#33cc33][COLOR=#33cc33][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Contd... ~Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. ~Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! [B]~The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. [/B] So did the first "<ST1><ST1>[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B]Marlboro[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]</ST1><ST1>[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B]Man.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]</ST1></ST1>[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B]" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=green][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][SIZE=4][B]~Walt[/B][/SIZE]</ST2><ST2>[SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B]Disney[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]</ST2></ST1>[SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B] was afraid [SIZE=5]OF MICE![/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4]~PEARLS MELT[/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4] [COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B]IN VINEGAR![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#008000][SIZE=4]~The three most valuable brand names on earth:[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] [B][B][B][SIZE=4]Marlboro,[/SIZE] [/B][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]Coca Cola,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B] and [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Arial][B]Budweiser,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B] in that order.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][B]~It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...[COLOR=#000000] [COLOR=#008000]but, not downstairs.[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][B][B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]~A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=#008000] [/COLOR][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#008000] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]~Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS](I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)[/FONT][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#0000ff] [B][B][COLOR=#33cc33][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6]And the best for last.....[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/COLOR][/B] [B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#33cc33]~Turtles can breathe through their butts.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/I][/B] [I][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#00cc00][COLOR=#00cc00][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I](I know some people like that, don't YOU?)[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]_______________________________________________________________________ Regards, Jay [/B][/COLOR]
