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Divorced and Drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
    "Do you know her?"
    "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
    "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good, i had a hearty laugh......keep it up, u put a smile most days to all i lites...regards sunkan
     
  3. NehaKrl

    NehaKrl New IL'ite

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    Good God! I cant stop laughing... :D
     
  4. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    HI!!!
    HAD A HEARTY LAUGHBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laughpoor chap.thanks for sharing
    with love
    pad

     

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