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Directions by a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by roopadadia, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

    She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for the apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

    The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

    "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"!
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,good onebonk
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha good one.
     
  4. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    :iagree girl friend is a girl friend.:exactly::boo::clap
     
  5. A.B.SUMA

    A.B.SUMA Guest

    [:iagree.....SUPERB...KEEP GOIN... UR JOKE IS NICE
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha............clever girl
     

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