1. Murugan went for dinner to his friend's house. Next day, his other friend Krishnan asked him, 'what did you have in the dinner', to which Murugan replied,'49 idlis'. Krishnan was taken aback. He told Murugan, 'You could have eaten one more and made it round figure of 50'. Murugan replied,'I felt shy of asking for one more'. 2. A guest had come to the house. All sat for dinner. The dog of the house went and sat next to the guest. The guest was touched by the dog. He said,'what a dog, even it takes care of the guest', The boy of the house broke the secret. He said 'Uncle, the dog is sitting next to you since you are having its plate'. 3. It was dinner time in the house of cannibals. The son cannibal told the father, 'I don't like my mother-in-law'. The father replied,'Leave her aside and eat the rest'.