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diet while u r stressed

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with
    the
    stress that builds during the day.

    Breakfast
    1 grapefruit
    1 slice whole wheat toast
    1 cup skim milk

    Lunch
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
    1 cup spinach
    1 cup herbal tea
    1 Hershey's kiss

    Afternoon Tea
    The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
    1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

    Dinner
    4 glasses of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size supreme pizza
    3 Snickers Bars

    Late Night Snack
    1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts
     
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  2. preetho

    preetho New IL'ite

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    Hi Heena,

    Dont you think that the below diet is unhealthy with icecreams and chocolates and pizzas.........is it only when women are stressed or is it a general diet for all working women?

    Kindly let me know.
     
  3. Nandshyam

    Nandshyam IL Hall of Fame

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    STRESSED
    DESSERTS

    Wow.. never thought about it.. now I know why they show in movies, that women gobble loads of ice cream when they are upset :mrgreen:

    Nice plan.. but too bad.. what if you are a vegetarian :mrgreen:

    Preethi, I guess its a general diet for all women who think they might be stressed with lots of work or issues and stuff :) So its not a big deal.. seems to be a healthy diet.. so can give it a try
     
  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,Heena,after very long time...........
    poor ladies,poor dietBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     

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