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Died Owing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around
    the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said,
    "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars,
    but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts, and if
    anyone has gone to heaven, he has."

    They walked on a bit farther and then came to another grave.
    The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now there's
    a different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars,
    and he died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone
    has gone to hell, he has."

    The little boy thought for a while and then said, "You know,
    Grandpa, you are very lucky."

    "Why?" asked the old man in surprise.

    "Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money to
    draw on."

     
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  2. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    ha ha ha little boy is so smart
     
  3. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi Heena,

    so good how u get these

    padma
     
  4. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha clever boy. Good one. Keep posting.

    madhu
     
  5. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    children are very smarter these days, think about chini kum and the child and her dialogues she gives a run for even amitabh and tabu , regards sunkan
     

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