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Desi Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    ) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference


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    2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..


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    3) Are u a high scoring student?

    Bored of gettin gud marks?

    join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .

    aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..

    marks se nomarks...

    ab sach mein posible!


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    4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist


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    5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.


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    6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".


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    7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge. Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge!


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    8) Ultimate thought:

    if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?

    SPICE ! ;)


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    9) What is Marriage?

    Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

    2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

    3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

    4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!


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    10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping


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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    :) :) :)
    very nice!!!


    Gayathri.
     
  3. RadhikaKumar

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    Its hilarious!!!!:bangcomp:
     
  4. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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