) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference ************ 2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE.. ************ 3) Are u a high scoring student? Bored of gettin gud marks? join M.S.UNIVERSITY. . aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein posible! ************ 4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist ************ 5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth. ************ 6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL". ************ 7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge. Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge! ************ 8) Ultimate thought: if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is? SPICE ! ************ 9) What is Marriage? Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye 2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan 3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de 4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!! ************ 10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping ************
