Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? A: Adidas. ******** Q: How do u CUT roads????? A: By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste". ******** Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? A : Hindustan Leaver. ******** Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much?? A: Hindustan Leaver Limited. ******** Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." ******** Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ******** Q: What's Ford? A: Gaadi. ******** Q: What's Oxford? A: So simple, Bail Gaadi ******** Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ******** Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange? A:They both are not a banana !! ******** A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ********