Desi Dava

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    Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

    A: Adidas.


    Q: How do u CUT roads?????

    A: By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".


    Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

    A : Hindustan Leaver.


    Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

    A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.


    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."


    Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

    A: Because it was an entrance exam.


    Q: What's Ford?

    A: Gaadi.


    Q: What's Oxford?

    A: So simple, Bail Gaadi


    Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

    A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)


    Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

    A:They both are not a banana !!


    A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

    Guess why ?

    Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


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