Hiya Donnie, Welcome to India. Sorry for not being polite and saying ‘NAMASTE TRUMP’’ . I like to keep things at an informal level you see. You should really be happy to be here. Wr are a nation of hero worshippers Somehow either due to accident or design of some demented people you have joined the list. A few years ago, some Hindu fundies celebrated your birthday trying in vain to force a piece of cake on your cardboard cutout but that it turned iuyt was most certainly not a piece of cake. The cutout stubbornly refused to eat the cake and the disappointed organizers , who billed you as the knight in shining armor ate the cake themselves. Recently our media has unearthed another nUtter who ritually worships your picture with flowers and incense. See how popular you are among the lunatic fringe And our government varies from them in degree but not in kind.They are burning a whopping 1.2 billion rupees to give you a grand reception in a cricket stadium in Ahmedabad. It is going t serve only two purposes. First your GK will improve slightly as you will know that there is a city called Ahmedabad, secondly, you’ll learn that the word ‘’cricket’’ does not denote just an insect. When you drive through Ahmedabad, you will also learn that we Indians have been successful in some areas in which success has still eluded the US. For instance. You have been talking of building a wall . we have actually built one,. Your proposed wall is meant to shield Americans from Mexicans while our Great Wall of Ahmedabad successfully shields you from Indian reality. Our worthy government has also erected several invisible walls across India dividing us from our compatriots on the basis of religion and caste. Now you gotta accept we are far ahead of you when it comes to walls. Maybe you can ink an agreement with our dear NaMobhai giving us the contract for providing consultancy services to us on building the Great Wall of Trump. That is provided the wall is not the kind of promise our dear NaMobhai makes, like rs1.5 million in every Indian’s bank account and 20 million jobs a year. We are also one up on US on another front. There you really don’t know who is secure and who is not. Even schoolkids are not safe there in schools Any kid who has been ticked off by his teacher for not doing his homework can bring a gun to school and mow down dozens of students. Here everyone knows who is insecure—women and minorities.rapes and other crimes against women are dime a dozen here. As for minorities, alarmed by their lynchings, the government itself ha taken over the task of making them feel insecure. Otherwise, you guys are on top of us and the world. Anyway, Donnie, have fun during your 36 hours stay here. While we may gain nothing from your visit, I expect your armament racketeers to make a pretty packet in India worth billions of dollars. It is going to be rich pickings for them considering we spend more money on arms than on education and health. Say hi to Melania and Ivanka from me. Yours not so sincerely, Someone who is no fan of yours or of your host.