My insomnia is so bad, I can't even sleep on the job. • People have one thing in common: they are all different. • A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. • God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions. • We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly! • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. • Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring. The other half is pretending you don't care. • Be thankful to problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. • Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. • All things come to him who waits, but they come sooner if he goes out to see what's wrong. • It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. • I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it. • A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again. • No man is as clever as his mother thinks he is or as dumb as his mother-in-law thinks he is. Flattery is hearing from others the things you have already thought about yourself. • If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them. • Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to make </pre>
