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  1. sunitak

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    My insomnia is so bad, I can't even sleep on the job.

    • People have one thing in common: they are all different.

    • A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you
    with company.

    • God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions.

    • We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to
    see an imperfect person perfectly!

    • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
    marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

    • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
    stupidity of your action.

    • Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
    The other half is pretending you don't care.

    • Be thankful to problems. If they were less difficult, someone with
    less ability might have your job.

    • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
    • Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a
    mistake when you make it again.

    • All things come to him who waits, but they come sooner if he goes out
    to see what's wrong.

    • It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
    work to do.

    • I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it.

    • A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real
    friend is someone you can use over and over again.

    • No man is as clever as his mother thinks he is or as dumb as his
    mother-in-law thinks he is.

    Flattery is hearing from others the things you have already thought
    about yourself.

    • If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them.

    • Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to


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