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Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.

    Wife - have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.

    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

    Wife - at least give me your credit card,
    i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.

    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.

    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
    Reboot.

    Wife - what is the relation between you & your
    Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.

    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.

    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.

    Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
    Close.

    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.

    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,good one:queen
     

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