1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

confusion

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    48
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl. Although
    his
    English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day
    he
    rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
    divorce
    for him, "very quick."

    The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
    the
    circumstances, and asked him some questions:

    "Have you any grounds?"
    "Ja, Ja, acre and half and nice little home."

    "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
    "It made of concrete."

    "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
    "No, we have carport, and not need one."

    "I mean, What are your relations like?"
    "All my relations still in Poland."

    "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
    "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

    Does your wife beat you up?"
    "No, I always up before her."

    "Why do you want this divorce?"
    "She going to kill me."

    "What makes you think that?"
    "I got proof.

    "What kind of proof?"
    "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
    in bathroom. I can read and it say, Polish Remover."
     
    Loading...

  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

    Messages:
    1,063
    Likes Received:
    58
    Trophy Points:
    105
    Gender:
    Female
    hahaha nice one:2thumbsup:
     
  3. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

    Messages:
    1,420
    Likes Received:
    72
    Trophy Points:
    103
    Gender:
    Female
    :2thumbsup:. nice one

    regards,

    Vanaja
     
  4. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    139
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Gender:
    Female
    Ha ha ha
    Its nice...:)

    Gayathri.
     
  5. abhatv

    abhatv Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    273
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    Hi,

    Real good. Thank you.

    Regards,

    Abha.
     
  6. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    48
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    :thankyou2: :thankyou2: sooooooooooooooooooo much guys for liking the post :mrgreen:
     
  7. honey

    honey New IL'ite

    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Gender:
    Female
    ha ha ha ha :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
     

Share This Page