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Confessing my Sins

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Confessing my Sins

    ( inspired by Cheeniya's Blog)and with his permission.

    I read the local news papers , but as i cant follow Hindi well, but i buy it to know who had died and who has'nt.It is bad if u dont attend a funeral , and u cant give the excuse that since u dont buy the local paper, hence u were not aware of who died.


    I scan the faces first, everyday in the orbituries,and i am glad all is well, when there are no known people in there.I do see many young people dying, going by their photos, and i wonder what good i may have done to have outlasted many youngsters in the race of life.I really dont remember anything good that i have done in this life,God know ti may have been inmy previous birth, but nothing i can remember this birth.


    But i do know a lot of bad things i ahve done this birth,and wanting to live a little longer with u bloggers,and loving every minute of life on Earth and Jaipur,I started to make a list of the bad things that i have done, and want God to forgive me, as they say he is all merciful, and would forgicve me fast enough, so that i can live longer with u, and bore u more all the same.The list is very long, some of the Bad things i have listed as below

    1) Eyeing pretty females - However much I try, i just cant seem to take my eyes off pretty Girls,ladies and Women.I convince myself that Since God had given me 2 eyes, and that too with colour, so they must be meant for this purpose.And also that if i dont appreciate their beauty,they may feel bad,that they have done so much makeup,and spent a fortune in the saloon, and here Kamalji the great blogger just ignores us ! So to oblige them, well i look and apprciate the beauty of God and the Saloons.But maybe tord may not like it, so i will now be like Dhitrashtra, close my eyes to these temptations .


    2) Drinking Whiskey - I heard the Gods drink Somras, so i too started it. But when i hear the brawls at weddings,and someone shooting the other,i think i must stop drinking.But Khuswant Singh eggs me on, and the best blogs i get ideas after the whiskey goes down.So if i stop drinking, i will stop blogging.And i am sure u all would want me to stop blogging, as u wont find a bigger bore than me, writing all silly stuff about peacocks the birds and the bees .

    3) Watching Naughty things on the net - well what can i do ? I can open as many windows as i can, and since nio extra charges are to bepaid, and with broadband and no hours to count,I get tempted.That must stop.


    4) Gossiping - I love to gossip, like women.The other day a friend of mine, complained that since he has joined the Yoga classes, his BP and Sugar levels have shot up.I felt sorry for him and told him to stop it, as i dont do yoga myself.

    When i told my other friends, they had another version.This guy goes to the yoga class where there are only ladies and he is the only male, and he picks and drops a female to the yoga class, and it seems he is well close to her.Maybe his wie will come to know one day, maybe that tension makes his BP shoot up.

    See there i go gossiping again, i must control this habit.But i swear my blogs will get boring, not that they are any better now.


    5) Crazy Ideas - I get crazy ideas about turning Crematoriums into fast food restaurants, where people can eat,veg of course , have a cup of Nescafe, and watch the dead burn in peace from the comforts of the cafeteria.I am taking the curse of the spirts there,so i must appease them and stop these thoughts from coming in.


    So friends this is a small list of sins that i have committed, there are many more, but i dont want to waste yr time.I think it is time u guys and gals too confess your sins an dlive and blog longer.The choice is yours.Amen.


    KAMAL MAHTANI
     
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  2. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Kamalji
    Your title makes it sound like the Sacrament of Penance where I am the Priest and you are the penitent! I am sure the list is not exhaustive and contains only matters of interest to your readers!
    But whatever that you have listed as your sins would make you a representative of a few million who tread the same path as you do!
    The list also gives me the comforting thought that you may not be wearing a halo round your head and hence lovable!
    I strongly believe that prim and proper women are bad but prim and proper men are sickening!
    Sri
     
  3. Kamalji

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    Sri,

    First of all i am honoured to have u here,and also bcs this is the first comment.Prim and proper men and woman thing is super and something orignal.You have the brains of a 24 year old,Sri.HAHA.

    Me and lovable.Let me check with my wife,and i know she thinks otherwise.HAHA.I thought i had so many vices Sir, but u absolve me of them.So now i must think of new ways to commit serious sins really.

    Thanks for yr kind comments.You made my blog, and now u made my day.Thanks and regards.kamal
     
  4. sunkan

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    dear kamalji,
    so they must be meant for this purpose.And also that if i dont appreciate their beauty,they may feel bad,that they have done so much makeup,and spent a fortune in the saloon, and here Kamalji the great blogger just ignores us ! So to oblige them,this is the limit yaar, even sri stopped himself from this but you a northie more wider spectrum to your views, hahahah
     
  5. Kamalji

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    Sunkan,

    Do u know how mch facials and hair pressing costs these days ? in thousands.And if a lady comes in front of me fronm the salon all dressed to kill, and if i dont say " You are looking wonderful " wont she feel bad that her money has gone waste:hatsoff.I only do it to please them, u see.HAHA.My case is like this saying " Jo Badal Garajte Hain, Woh Baraste Nahin" ( the clouds hat thunder, dont bring rain).Keep smiling.Regards.kamal
     
  6. Noorie

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    Hello Sirjii

    HAHAHA.

    Bye
     
  7. KiranD

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    haha Kamalji your confession is actually very candid and honest, you confessed to what most men do but act all high and moral so I appreciate you coming out like this and confess in front of your sisters :rotfl(the last line is not mine as you can tell :))
     
  8. Balajee

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    CKamalji Crazy idea is a relative term. Today's crazy idea is tomorrow's world changer. Who knows your restaurants attached to crematoria will become real one day. But I think non-veg restaurants and bars are better at crematoria. What is better than a peg or two to drown your sorrow of losing a near and dear one while eating non-veg food which keeps reminding you of impermenance of life ( you realize when yesterday's sheep is today's mutton, what chance do we stand of immortality).
     
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    Dear Kamalji

    Some of the activities you have described cannot be called sins, so there is no need
    to feel guilty about them.By all means, ogle at the pretty girls, they expect it from you,
    they will feel disappointed that their efforts to ensnare you have gone in vain !
    Remember the maxim that when some women say "No" they actually mean
    " Yes " ! But it is difficult to find out who these "some women" are !

    Also you must appreciate the flexibility of women- remember Marilyn Monroe's
    famous words :
    " When Im good, Im good ! "
    "When Im bad - Im better !! "

    Cheers !

     
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  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Noorie,

    Firstly thank u very much Noorie for reviving so many of my old blogs, reading and posting such lovely comments of them.Thank u for breathing life in my dead blogs.

    Glad u liked this one.Bringing a smile on the readers face makes my day.Thank u.Regards.kamal
     

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