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Computer Tech Support Calls

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.

    They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?


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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

    Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....


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    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
    Female customer: A white one...

    Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?


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    Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

    Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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    Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

    Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back

    Customer: OK

    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes

    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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    Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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    Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

    Customer: Five stars.


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    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.

    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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    A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

    Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine. "


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    And last but not least...


    Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
    Customer: I don't have a P.

    Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
    Customer: What do you mean?

    Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT !

     
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  2. Antu601

    Antu601 Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotflBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh hahahaha...u made up my day...thank !! :clap:clap:thankyou2:


    Keep posting more threads like this !! :crazy
     

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