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Chocolate peanuts....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Saraswathipv, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]After about 15 minutes later, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]The puzzled driver asks,[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=+0]"Why do you buy them then?"[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [SIZE=+0][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate"...:crazy:crazy[/FONT][/SIZE]
     
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  2. Shanvy

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    hi ,

    Really too much.................
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    hmmmmm....so enjoing the chocolate ....ahh
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha good one...........
    but read it before..............
    still good to read again
     

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