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Chinese Detective

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

    So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.


    A few days later, he received this report:



    Most honorable sir :


    You leave house.


    He come house.


    I watch.


    He and she leave house.


    I follow.


    He and she get on train.


    I follow.


    He and she go in hotel.


    I climb tree-look in window.


    He kiss she.


    She kiss he.


    He strip she.


    She strip he.


    He play with she.


    She play with he.


    I play with me.


    Fall out of tree, not see.


    NO FEE!
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,very naughty.:mrgreen:
     
  3. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    :2thumbsup: :-D :wave
    Gayathri
     

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