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Children's Science Exam

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Verusha, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. Verusha

    Verusha New IL'ite

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    If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
    answers. These are real answers from school kids.
    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
    drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep
    and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
    tends to flow towards the moon, because
    there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
    where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
    intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
    adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A:
    The body is consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax, and
    the abdominal cavity. The brainium
    contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
    abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
    A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Verusha,

    Very Good exam. funny.

    madhu
     
  3. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    nice answers , cant stop laughing...:)
    thx for sharing the post.
     
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  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Enjoyed it, especially, the first one.

    sriniketan
     

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