hi, got a forward message I wanted to share. [1] The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost [2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones [3] We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan [4] It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld [5] It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg [6] Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's painful." [7] Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. [8] Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. [9] It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. [10] Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. [11] Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. [12] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. [13] Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. [14] Forgive your enemies but remember their names. [15] Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein [16] The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." -- Albert Einstein
