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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by madhu11, Aug 9, 2007.

  1. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    hi,

    got a forward message I wanted to share.



    [1] The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
    the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop
    until you get into the office.
    Robert Frost

    [2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
    there to appreciate it.
    Franklin P. Jones

    [3] We must believe in luck. For how else can we
    explain the success of those we don't like?
    - Jean Cocturan

    [4] It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
    in the world everyday always just exactly fits the
    newspaper.
    - Jerry Seinfeld

    [5] It matters not whether you win or lose; what
    matters is whether I win or lose.
    - Darrin Weinberg

    [6] Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the
    transition that's painful."

    [7] Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
    remember you when he is in trouble again.

    [8] Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
    wrong answers.

    [9] It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider
    it creative problem solving.

    [10] Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
    surprised.

    [11] Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
    know where to shop.

    [12] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then
    again, neither does milk.

    [13] Most people are only alive because it is illegal
    to shoot them.

    [14] Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

    [15] Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
    seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
    hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
    - Albert Einstein

    [16] The number of people watching you is directly
    proportional to the stupidity of your action.

    "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
    "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
    with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
    relativity." -- Albert Einstein
     
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  2. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Madhu11,

    Very nice to read.:2thumbsup:
     
  3. kasisheela

    kasisheela Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Madhu,
    That was a nice forward.

    -Shantha Kasi/:
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    Nice post madhu...

    keep posting.

    Vidisha:wave
     
  6. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Hi Madhu,,

    Very nice dear.

    Thanks

    Poonam
     

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